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OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S\|P\|A\|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.

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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.

 Internet Geek -- Top 10, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


TOP 10 SIGNS YOU ARE AN INTERNET GEEK

 (10) When filling out your driver's license application
      you give your IP address.
 (9)  You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign
      is, instead your line is "Hi, what's your URL?"
 (8)  Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends
      e-mail.
 (7)  You're amazed to find out Spam is a food.
 (6)  You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger"
      them to find out how they are, and "AYT" them to
      make sure they're listening to you.
 (5)  You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every
      silly free T-shirt contest.
 (4)  You introduce your wife as "my lady@home.wife" and
      refer to your children as "client applications."
 (3)  At social functions you introduce your husband as
      "my domain server."
 (2)  After winning the office Super Bowl, pool you blurt
      out, "I feel so Colon-Right-Parentheses!"

 .....And the No. 1 sign you are an Internet Geek:

 (1)  Two words: "Pizza's here."

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