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 dealing with roommate, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 

       Different Ways to Get Your Male Roommate to Bug Off

#1  Get him laid.  That's what he really needs.  He will stop paying
    attention to you and pay attention to someone else.

#2  Use the direct approach.  When he comes in, say, "I'm doing
    homework now.  Can I talk to you later?."  If that's too polite,
    say "Go away now.  I'm doing homework."

#3  Use the "bad cat" approach.  Purchase a high-powered squirt
    gun.  Whenever he does something like that, say "I'm doing my
    homework.  Anyone interrupting me will be wet."  Then, blast away.
    He's been warned.  I've discovered that this is an excellent way
    to keep my cat from scratching the furniture.  I yelled at him and
    moved him until I realized that he was doing it for attention.
    After I squirted him three different times, he stopped permanently.
    Use a squirt bottle if the gun is too silly.

#4  Buy a monster stereo and some tapes of the Sex Pistols, the
    Misfits, the BeeGees, and Barry Manilow.  Turn it on and play
    it really loud when you don't want to be interrupted.

#5  Set a small bear trap near the door.  Cover it with a towel.



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