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Kiddie animal jokes (for the young at heart), CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Q: How do elephants get there flat feet?
A: Jumping out of trees
Q: Why do the elephants jump out of trees?
A: The hippopotamus pushes them.
Q: Why do you have to be out of the forest at 5 o'clock?
A: That's when the elephants jump out of the trees.
Q: Why does the crocodile have a flat nose?
A: He was not out of the forest at five o'clock.
Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Shoot it with a blue elephant gun
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Squeeze it's trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it w/ a blue elephant
gun.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way, unique up on it.