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"It's a very sobering feeling to be up in space and realize that
one's safety factor was determined by the lowest bidder on a
government contract."
-- Alan Shepherd (apollo astronaut)
Life is what's taking place while you're busy planning your future.
-- Ellen Daleng
It's a commonly accepted truth that a rich bachelor needs a wife.
-- Jane Austen
In our family we don't divorce our husbands - we bury them.
-- Ruth Gordon
"Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for!"
-- unknown
"There's no Truth in the News and no News in the Truth."
-- unknown
If you don't attend other peoples funerals, none of them will attend
yours.
-- unknown
Most people become parents before they have stopped being children.
-- unknown
Salt is what makes the food taste bad when it's missing.
-- unknown
Experience is the worst teacher - it gives you the test before you've
had the chance to study.
-- unknown
In music, an interval is the distance from one piano to another.
-- unknown
Everything which can be done anytime, will never be done.
-- unknown
Christianity would perhaps turn out to be a good thing if anyone ever
tried it in practice.
-- unknown
It is easier to fight for your principles than to live by them.
-- unknown
Just when I had learned all the answers of life, they changed all the
questions.
-- unknown
To err is human, but it feels divine.
-- Mae West
A gossip is someone who talks to you about others,
a bore is someone who talks to you about himself,
an excellent conversationalist is someone who talks to you about you.
-- Lisa Kirk
Every time I date a man I think:
Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner
Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity.
They seem more afraid of life than death.
-James F. Byrnes
Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-Ashleigh Brilliant
Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their
minds are incompetents in asylums, who can't and those in cemeteri$
-Everett Dirksen
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
-Cecile Stewart
An average, healthy, well-adjusted, adult being gets up at seven-thirty
- and feels terrible.
-- Joan Kerr
If you can keep your mind calm when everybody else is losing theirs,
you may not have fully realized the situation.
-- Joan Kerr
The mistakes you regret the most in your life
are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance.
-- Helen Rowland
When faced with the choice between two evils,
I always choose the one I haven't tried before.
-- Mae West
I hate it when a woman gets all excited over nothing--and then marries
him. -Cher
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are
strange as hell. -Robin Morgan
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you. I want to
marry you. I want to have your children." - they leave skid marks. -Rita
Rudner
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises so$
pretty good questions. -Woody Allen
Nothing so stirs a man's conscience or excites his curiosity as a woman's
silence. -Thomas Hardy
The difference between sex and love is, sex relieves tension and love cau$
it. -Woody Allen
Only decent girls keep a diary. The others don't have the time.
-- Tallulah Bankhead
To err is human, but it feels divine.
-- Mae West
A gossip is someone who talks to you about others,
a bore is someone who talks to you about himself,
an excellent conversationalist is someone who talks to you about you.
-- Lisa Kirk
As soon as Adam had the chance, he blamed women.
-- Nancy Astor
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son,
and another woman twenty minutes to turn him into a fool.
-- Helen Rowland
Behind any man of success stands a baffled woman.
-- Maryon Pearson
You have to kiss an awful lot of frogs before you find a prince.
-- Klotter, London
When a man makes a woman his wife, it is the greatest compliment
he can give her. And usually the last.
-- Helen Rowland
When a man gives his wife flowers for no apparent reason
- it has it's reasons.
-- Molly McGee
A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
--- Farmers Almanac
An age is called Dark not because the light fails to shine, but because
people refuse to see it.
-- James Michener, "Space"
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may
think aloud.
--- Emerson
All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more
specific.
-- Jane Wagner
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone
has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
--English Professor, Ohio University
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the
shoulders of giants.
-- Isaac Newton
I've found thats it's not good to talk about your troubles. Eighty
percent of the people who hear them don't care and the other twenty
percent are glad your having trouble. --- Tommy LaSorda
Love does not consist in gazing at each other,
but in looking together in the same direction.
--- Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's
character, give him power. -- Abraham Lincoln
Oh, what tangled webs we weave
When we first practice to deceive.
-- Sir Walter Scott
The best way to destroy your enemy is to make him your friend.
--Lincoln
The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who in time of great mor$
crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante
The reward of a thing well done is to have done it. -- Emerson
The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. -Ibsen
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common.
Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts
to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to
be one of the facts that needs altering.
-- Doctor Who, "Face of Evil"
There are no physicists in the hottest parts of hell, because the
existence of a "hottest part" implies a temperature difference, and any
marginally competent physicist would immediately use this to run a heat
engine and make some other part of hell comfortably cool. This is
obviously impossible. -- Richard Davisson
There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. -Goethe
You can't hold a man down without staying down with him.
-- Booker T. Washington
"Give me a place to sit, and I'll watch."
-- friend of Archimedes
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of
people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean
advantage of them.
-- P.G. Wodehouse
We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and
clap as they go by.
-- Will Rogers
Moral principles can never be compromised;
they can only be abandoned. J.G.H.
Friendships are fragile things, and require as much handling as
any other fragile and precious thing.
-Randolph S. Bourne
Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from yo$
own. You may both be wrong.
-Dandemis
If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell them something for t$
own good.
-Kin Hubbard
The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to $
taken seriously.
-- Hubert Humphrey