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Frustrations in the payout queue, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
TOP TEN THINGS THAT PEOPLE IN FRONT OF YOU IN CHECKOUT LINES
SAY...
1. "Wait! I have a coupon somewhere at the bottom of my purse."
2. "Oh damn! I left my cheque book out in the car."
3. "Isn't that funny? None of the things I picked up had prices on them."
4. "You mean this brand isn't on sale? Ooops! Let me run and get the right
kind."
5. "I demand to speak with the manager!"
6. "You have no idea how long I've been waiting to get rid of this sack of
pennies."
7. "Hold on...my husband is bringing another cart cart...Where is he?...
Hubert?!"
8. "Wait! Let me check that receipt-- all eight feet if it!"
9. "No. No. No. You've bagged these groceries all wrong. Let me show you
the right way."
10. "Ooops! This 200-lb. bag of dog food has a hole in it. Here, you sweep
the crumbles off the counter and I'll go see if I can carry
another bag over."