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Excerpt from a diary of a cat, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre
dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I
am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me
going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction
I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.
I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant.
Tomorrow I may eat another.