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Try to figure out which Xmas carols these are!!!
RENAMING CHRISTMAS CAROLS
1. Move hitherwards, the entire assembly of those who are steadfast.
2. Ecstasy towards the terrestrial sphere.
3. Hush, the celestial messengers produce harmonious sounds.
4. Creator, cool it, you kooky cats.
5. O tatterdemalion ebony atmosphere.
6. The thing manifested itself at the onset of a transparent day.
7. Embellish the interior passageways.
8. Tintinnabulation of vacillating pendulums in inverted metallic
resonant cups.
9. Hey, minuscule urban area south of Jerusalem.
10. Nocturnal timespan of unbroken quietness.
11. This autocratic trioka originates near the ascent of Apollo.
12. The primary carol.
13. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as in a
hallucinatory phenomenon for me.
14. Valention, the roseate probascis wapiti.
15. Diminutive masculine master of skin-covered percussionistic
cylinders.
16. O nativity conifer.
17. During the time bovine caretakers supervised their charges past
midnight.
18. What offspring abides thus?
19. Removed in a bovine feeding trough.
20. Expectation of arrival at a populated area by mythical,
masculine, perennial gift-giver.
21. Geographic state of fantasy during the season of Mother Nature's
dormancy.
22. Proceed to declare something upon a specific geographical Alpine
formation.
23. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute
crystals.
24. Jovial Yuletide desired for the second person singular or plural
by us.
25. Thoracic-Squirrel diet barbecue.
(see below for answers)
ANSWERS
1. O Come All Ye Faithful
2. Joy To the World
3. Hark The Herald Angels Sing
4. God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
5. O Holy Night
6. It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
7. Deck the Halls
8. Jingle Bells
9. O Little Town of Bethlehem
10. Silent Night
11. We Three Kings (of Orient are)
12. The First Noel
13. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
14. Rudolf, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
15. The Little Drummer Boy
16. O Christmas Tree
17. While Shepards Watched Their Flocks By Night
18. What Child Is This?
19. Away In a Manger
20. Here Comes Santa Clause
21. Winter Wonderland
22. Go Tell It On the Mountain
23. Frosty the Snowman
24. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
25. Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire