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child behavior characteristics, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
As a student teacher in college, I received this list of "politically
correct" characteristics which help describe undesirable behavior to a
child's parents. Here are a few of the undesirable characteristics
some children have and how teachers are supposed to communicate the
behavior without offending the parents:
Characteristic often A positive and professional
difficult to communicate statement that communicates
to parents without offending
____________________________ _______________________________
Bully Needs help in playing and
working democratically with
others
Cheats Needs help in learning to
follow rules and standards of
fair play
Dirty Needs guidance in development
of good habits of health and
hygiene.
Fights Resorts to physical means of
winning or attracting attention
Lazy Requires an unusual amount of
supervision to get work
completed
Lies Has difficulty in distinguishing
between facts and imaginary
events
Selfish Needs help in learning to
enjoy sharing with others
Steals Needs help in learning to
respect the property rights of
others
Swears Needs help in learning to express
himself in a more acceptable
vocabulary