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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.
 

 Notice of Increased Tax Payments, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


NOTICE OF INCREASED TAX PAYMENT
Effective January 1, 1997



TO ALL MALE TAXPAYERS OF THE US:

Gentlemen:

        The only thing the United States has not taxed is your peter!
Mostly because 98% of the time it is out of work and 2% of the time it
is in the hole.  Also because it has two dependents who are nuts.

        However, beginning January 1, 1997, your peter will be taxed
according to size.  Please check personal size, measured in an
excited state, using the chart below to determine your category.
Please insert information on page 2, section 3, line 10 on your tax
form.

                10 to 12 inches -- Luxury tax

                  8 to 10 inches -- Pole tax

                  6 to   8 inches -- Privilege tax

                  4 to   6 inches -- Nuisance tax


        Anything under 4 inches is eligible for a refund.  Please do
not request an extension.

                                        Sincerely yours,


                                        Bill Clinton
                                        President, United States



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