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There was this man who once met God. He was in awe of His great powers.
"Lord, what is a million years to you?" he asked. "My son, a million years
is a mere second to me." "Lord, what is a million dollars to you?" he
asked. "A million dollars is but a penny to me, my son." The man pondered
for a few minutes. Finally, the man spoke. "God, could I have a penny?"
"Of course, my son," He replied. "Just a sec."