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OFF THE WIRE
News We Just Couldn't Pass Up
A Nevada robber let a convenience-store clerk make one phone call
during a holdup, then seemed surprised when the police showed up.
A Rhode Island man was charged with breaking open vending machines
because he wanted to pay his $400 bail entirely in quarters.
An elderly Frenchman renowned for gate-crashing high-profile events
said he got into Denmark's royal wedding just by mumbling to officials
who were checking guests.
Workers in Barnaul, Siberia, face a long winter but at least there will
be light in their darkness -- a local factory has laid them off with 5,
000 boxes of matches instead of wages.
Two South Africans stowed away on a Norwegian freighter in Cape Town in
hopes of reaching Europe, only to learn the bitterly cold truth three
days into the trip. The ship was bound for Antactica.
A British Airways captain diverted a jumbo jet 1,000 miles to save a
tiny dog from overheating after 200 passengers gave him the go-ahead.
A photograph of Quebec Separatist Lucien Bouchard and his wife was
published in a Hong Kong newspaper with the wrong caption, identifying
them as British serial killers Fred and Rosemary West.
Albuquerque, N.M., police arrested a drug-dealing suspect and took him
into custody -- but a search found nothing, and he was released. Days
later an officer, cleaning out the squad car, found a package with 600
rocks of crack cocaine stuffed under the seat.
Compiled by Ivan Weiss. From _The Seattle Times_, Saturday, November
25, 1995.