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no arms and no legs, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
all with no arms and no legs:
> Whaddya call two mwna&nl holding hung over you window?
Curt 'n' Rod
In a pile of leaves?
Russell
Flying over a fence?
Homer
Hanging on a wall?
Art
On a grill?
Frank
In a mailbox?
Bill
what do you call a man with no arns and no legs who:
=can't get it up?
-dud
=is found in a cracker box?
-graham
=is upside-down in the end zone?
-spike
=sells drug?
-rich
=has been left out on the lawn all night?
-dewey
=is spanish and very pale?
-juan
=is just pretending to have no arms and no legs?
-josh
=is just pretending to have no arms and no legs for money?
-con
=is halfway down whitney houston's throat?
-mike
=is left in a wheelchair during a rainstorm?
-rusty
=likes getting high?
-herb