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halted flights, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
A dense fog halted all flights from the big airport. The lobby soon filled
with passengers eager to be on their way. Most of them philosophically
accepted the airlines' obvious explanation about the fog. One
whippersnapperish woman, however, refused to be satisfied. Taking a
position directly in front of the counter, she rejected all efforts of a
young assistant manager to explain the delay. Finaly she said, "Young man,
I don't believe you know what you are talking about. I insist on speaking
to the person responsible for delaying my flight."
In a voice loud enough for everyone to hear, the young man said into his
telephone, "Hello, operator, would you connect this party with Extension
One in Heaven?"