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Unabridged Medical Dictionary, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
The FEDERAL GOVERNMENT'S NEW, UNABRIDGED MEDICAL DICTIONARY
Barium - What you do when the patient dies
Urine - The opposite of "you're out"
Cauterize - Made eye contact
D&C - Where Washington is
Ova - Finished; done with
Sperm - To reject; look away from
Dilate - To live a long time
Enema - Opposite of a friend
Node - Was aware of
White count - The number of caucasians
Hernia - Pertaining to a female's knee
Fibrillate - To tell a small lie
Bunion - Paul's surname
Genital - Non-Jew
Sacrum - Holy
Paradox - Two doctors
Constipation - Endangered feces
Penis - Someone who plays the piano
Humerus - To tell us what we wnat to hear
Intestine - Currently taking an exam
Coronary - Domesticated Yellow Bird
Outpatient - A person who has fainted
Pap smear - To slander your father
Rectum - Dang near killed him
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Cat Scan - When the Secret Service looks for Socks