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Everyday annoyances------pretty dang clean, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
TAKEN FROM "1401 THINGS THAT P*SS ME OFF"
- "put stamp here" instructions on envelopes
- when you can see a ventriloquist's lips moving
- co-workers who jam the copier. then flee the scene of the crime
- fans who do "the wave" too many times
- running to answer a phone that's ringing on TV
- having to make idle conversation with your haircutter
- when you rent a movie and it's on TV that night
- very fast roaches
- those useless "hints" in math word problems
- when someone calls you on speakerphone
- overcast skies during a total eclipse
- ethnic restaurants where you never see any ethnics dining
- searching for intelligent life in space when Earth could use some
- gas stations that don't have signs telling you whether to "Pump
First" or "Pay First"
- being a female who happens to be in a bad mood and having someone
assume it's "that time of the month" again
- children who don't cry when Bambi's mother dies
- packaged ketchup that covers only about two of your french fries
- walking into a glass door
- the comment "we need to talk"
- tests of the Emergency Broadcast System
- recorded phone solicitations
- the same commercial twice in a row
- when the fun park ride starts up, the person who always says,
"Heeeeeeeeere weeee go!"
- when "Cajun-blackened" means "burned"
- going to 31 Flavors, ordering vanilla