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JOKEMASTER'S TOP 10 STRANGE THINGS
ABOUT THE O.J. TRIAL
10. O.J. had to be acquitted in order for all the networks to have ongoing
series based on the subject. Check your Fall listings.
9. Sales of the popular Isotoner gloves have increased 368%.
8. Release of the new "Bloodstained" Isotoner glove series has been
announced in time for Christmas.
7. In honor of Judge Ito, Timex will release a new timepiece in the
shape of an hourglass. "We admit it's a bit hard to read without
numbers, but each grain of sand is numbered."
6. Psychic I. C. Stars, in his predictions for 1996, today forecasted
that O.J. would be acquitted next year. When told that he had
already been acquitted, he stated, "I wasn't talking about the
Nicole/Goldman trial..."
5. When asked about the verdict, the O.J. jury admitted, "Oh, we knew
he did it. But anyone who had to spend that much time with
Cochran and Shapiro has paid his debt to society."
4. The limo driver who took O.J. to the airport was seen visiting O.J.
the other day. Sources state that he asked O.J., "What do you want
me to do with these bloody clothes and knife I found under the
seat?"
3. The first contact was made with alien life. It was in the form of
a message: "Stop broadcasting the O.J. trial or we will be forced to
retaliate."
2. O.J. is in negotiations with the networks about a made-for-TV movie
idea. He claimed the concept came to him one day while he was in
court. It's reported to be about a fictitious ex-football star
whose wife is murdered...
The strangest thing about the O.J. trial...
The money O.J. spent on the "Dream Team" could wipe out the
national debt.