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 If Men Got Pregnant, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


 IF MEN GOT PREGNANT

      * Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

      * There would be a cure for stretch marks.

      * Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

      * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

      * All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

      * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

      * Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

      * They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

      * Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

      * Breifcases would be used as diaper bags.

      * Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

      * They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

      * Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.

      * Women would rule the world.


		

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