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Candy Fun
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It was another Payday, and I was tired of being Mr. Goodbar. So I saw
Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and
Fifth Avenue, and I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetart,
how'd you like to Krunch on my Big Hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"
Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and, Uno, it was
like pure Almond Joy. I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds
'cause it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was
all I could do to hold back a Snicker and a Krackle as my Butterfinger
went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh
Henry!"
Soon she was fondling my Peter Paul and Zagnuts and I knew it
wouldn't be long before I blew my Milkduds clear to Mars and gave her a
taste of the old Milky Way. She asked if I was into M&M, but I said "Hey
Chiclet, no kinky stuff." I said "Look you little Reese Piece, don't be a
Zero be a Lifesaver. Why don't you just take my Whatchamacallit and slip
it up your Bit O'Honey?" (And what a piece of JuicyFruit she was, too).
She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, you're better than the Three
Musketeers!" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her
Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was givin' it to her Good 'n' Plenty, when all
of the sudden...my Starburst!
Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow a bit Chunky and
complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later,
out popped............a Baby Ruth!
So be carefull what candy you eat ! ! !