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 David Letterman's Top Ten List for 06/30/94, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


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Top Ten Ways CBS Will Be Different After Merging With QVC
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10.  You know that stopwatch on "60 Minutes"?  It's yours for $49.95!

 9.  Many things will change, but Connie Chung will still be married to that
     dweeb Monty

 8.  I'll get paid in cubic zirconia

 7.  Once per episode of "Murder, She Wrote", Jessica will look right at
     the camera and yell, "We got blenders for sale!"

 6.  Fox Executives will be able to call in and buy whatever sports CBS has
     left

 5.  The CBS Eye logo and the QVC Chipmunk logo will be combined into a
     spooky Eye-Chipmunk creature

 4.  No matter what, we'll still be workin' for TV-weasels!

 3.  Little number in the corner of the screen will go up when Bob Barker
     scores

 2.  During "Evening News", Dan Rather sells the pants right off his ass

 1.  Goodbye, "Tiffany Network" -- Hello, "K-Mart Network"



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