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A man was arrested for having shot and killed a bald eagle, then eating it.
Upon his conviction for the offense, the judge asked him,
"Have you anything to say before I sentence you? You've killed an
endangered species and 'eaten' it! You destroyed our national symbol!
Why shouldn't I throw the book at you?"
"Look, Your Honor," the defendant replied, "You gotta understand!
I was out hunting and I got lost in the woods!
I hadn't eaten in 'four days', Your Honor, and I was collapsed
from hunger when that bird roosted in a tree over me.
Well, it seemed like a sign from Heaven, and so I shot the bird,
ate it, and was able to stay alive long enough to find my way out.
Honest, Your Honor, I'da left the bird alone, but I was 'desperate'!
You gotta understand! Have mercy!"
The judge thought for a moment, then said,
"Well, I guess there were mitigating circumstances.
So instead of jail I'll put you on a year's probation.
Keep your nose clean, and come back here in a year."
A year later the man appeared in court for the final probation hearing.
The judge beamed and said, "Well, I see you've been a good character this
past year,
no problems, so I will grant you an unconditional discharge.
You're free to leave."
As the man, profuse with thanks, walked towards the door of the court,
the judge called out a question. "Wait a minute!
I have one thing I've been dying to know for the past year....
what did that eagle taste like?"
The man thought, then said, "Well, Your Honor, I'd say it tasted sorta
like a cross between a spotted owl and a whooping crane."