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Men and Women, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
WOMEN
Because woman's work is never done and is underpaid or unpaid or boring
or repetitious and we're the first to get the sack and what we look like
is more important than what we do and if we get raped it's our fault and
if we get bashed we must have provoked it and if we raise our voices
we're nagging bitches and if we enjoy sex we're nymphos and if we don't
we're frigid and if we love women it's because we can't get a "real" man
and if we ask our doctor too many questions we're neurotic and/or pushy
and if we expect community care for children we're selfish and if we
stand up for our rights we're aggressive and "unfeminine" and if we don't
we're typical weak females and if we want to get married we're out to
trap a man and if we don't we're unnatural and because we still can't get
adequate safe contraception but men can walk on the moon and if we can't
cope or don't want a pregnancy we're made to feel guilty about abortion
and.....for lots and lots of other reasons we are a part of the woman's
liberation movement.
MEN
If I chase girls I'm a dog and a pig and if I don't I'm a "faggot" and
if I have a decent job it must be because I stole it from a female and
not have earned it on my own merit and if I cry I'm a pussy and if I
don't I'm callous and insensitive and if I don't play sports I'm a
whimp and if I do I'm a f*ck-hungry jock and if I like romance it must
be that I just want her in bed and if I like to talk to her it can't
be because I just like to and there has to be something wrong with me
if I just want to be close with her instead of having sex and if I have
too many female friends or too friendly I'm a womanizer and if I don't
I'm not in touch with my "feminine side" and if I take a woman's
studies class it can only mean I want to meet girls and God forbid I
should actually be in love with someone, because if I am I surely must
be whipped.