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Star Trek quotes:

Even historians fail to learn from history -- they repeat the same mistakes.
                -- John Gill, "Patterns of Force", stardate 2534.7

Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected.
                -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", stardate 2124.5

I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to
any question.
                -- Spock, "This Side of Paradise", stardate 3417.3

I'm a soldier, not a diplomat.  I can only tell the truth.
                -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3198.9

Immortality consists largely of boredom.
                -- Zefrem Cochrane, "Metamorphosis", stardate 3219.8

Insufficient facts always invite danger.
                -- Spock, "Space Seed", stardate 3141.9

It would be illogical to assume that all conditions remain stable
                -- Spock, "The Enterprise" Incident", stardate 5027.3

"Logic and practical information do not seem to apply here."
"You admit that?"
"To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor"
                -- Spock and McCoy, "A Piece of the Action", stardate unknown

Oh, that sound of male ego.  You travel halfway across the galaxy and
it's still the same song.
                -- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1

On my planet, to rest is to rest -- to cease using energy.  To me, it
is quite illogical to run up and down on green grass, using energy,
instead of saving it.
                -- Spock, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.2

One does not thank logic.
                -- Sarek, "Journey to Babel", stardate 3842.4

One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for
advice without necessarily having to take it.
                -- Kirk, "Dagger of the Mind", stardate 2715.2

There are always alternatives.
                -- Spock, "The Galileo Seven", stardate 2822.3

There are certain things men must do to remain men.
                -- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer", stardate 4929.4

There are some things worth dying for.
                -- Kirk, "Errand of Mercy", stardate 3201.7

Those who hate and fight must stop themselves -- otherwise it is not stopped.
                -- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown

Violence in reality is quite different from theory.
                -- Spock, "The Cloud Minders", stardate 5818.4

Without facts, the decision cannot be made logically.  You must rely on
your human intuition.
                -- Spock, "Assignment: Earth", stardate unknown

Without followers, evil cannot spread.
                -- Spock, "And The Children Shall Lead", stardate 5029.5

Without freedom of choice there is no creativity.
                -- Kirk, "The return of the Archons", stardate 3157.4

You're dead, Jim
                -- McCoy, "The Tholian Web", stardate unknown



		

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