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How to Handle Stress PG, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
1. Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
5. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
6. Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
7. Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
8. Dance naked in front of your pets.
9. Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to pre-
school as if nothing was wrong.
10. Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with
Roman numerals.
11. Tattoo "Out to Lunch" on your forehead.
12. Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them fromk
high places.
13. Leaf through a National Geographic drawing underwear on the natives.
14/ Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
15. Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your
boss' spouse.
16. Pay your electric bill in pennies.
17. Drive to work in reverse.
18. Mentally reflect on your favorite "Flintstones" episode during
that important finance meeting.
19. Sit naked on a shelled hard-boiled egg.
20. Refresh yourself; put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
21. Tell the boss to blow it out his mule - let him figure it out.
22. Polish your car with earwax.
23. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
24. Start a nasty rumor; see if you recognize it when it comes
back to you.
25. Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
26/ Braid the hairs in each nostril.
27. Write a short story using alphabet soup.6
28. Lie on your back eating celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
29. Stare at people through the tines of a fork, pretending they're
in jail.
30. Make up a language and ask people for directions.