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presidential quotes, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
1. If presidents don't do it to their wives, they do it to the country.
- - --Mel Brooks
2. When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it. --Clarence Darrow
4. You're asking the leader of the Western world a chickensh*t question
like that? --Lydon Baines Johnson, to reporter (attrib.)
5. When we got into office, the first thing that surprised me most was
to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were. --
John F. Kennedy, speech in Washington, 1961
6. In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one
of the risks he takes. --Adlai Stevenson, speech in Indianapolis, 1952
9. Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of
humor wouldn't still be here. --Harry S. Truman (Atrrib.), 1955
10. Any American who is prepared to run for President should
automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so. --
Gore Vidal (Attrib.)
>From _The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations_, compiled
by Fred Metcalf.