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 David Letterman's Top Ten List for 05/19/94, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 

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Signs You Have A Bad Long Distance Company
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10.  All calls are $2 for the first min., $94 each additional min.

 9.  Operator makes you describe what you're wearing

 8.  Their so-called "dial tone" is just a guy with a kazoo

 7.  You can only place long distance calls during an electrical storm

 6.  They bill you for calls made by some guy named Pepe, and when you
     complain they say, "Whatsa problem, man, you no like Pepe?"

 5.  Whenever you call their office, you hear gunfire

 4.  For some reason, your phone doesn't work unless you're wearing 3-D
     glasses

 3.  Everyone you talk to sounds like the guy at the drive-thru window
     at McDonald's

 2.  No matter what number you dial you always get Richard Simmons

 1.  Their slogan is:  "Reach out and touch yourself"



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