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The great budget debate
The country was in a terrible state,
when field arose in the budget debate.
it was quite a few minutes before he spoke,
and he said sex will cost two dollars a poke.
when he assured, long, thin or thick,
tax will be paid on the size of your dick.
Patmore then said now look fieldy dear,
will this tax apply to boys that are queer?
Dr Brown arose and looked rather glum,
can i exempt, because i only like bum?
Mr field replied and he souned quite airy,
tax will be doubled,you bloody old fairy.
Harry holgate arose to tremendous applause,
he grabbed christine milne and ripped off her drawers.
He stradded across her and rode her at will,
and shouted at fieldy put that on my bill.
Ken wreidt then said i think i'll resign,
because i haven't had sex in a very long time.
I dream every night of a fanny that's hairy,
but i get no response from my darling mary.
The debate carried on, oh what a sight,
Master bates kept wanking all through the night.
The speaker then said, let the voters decide,
but i think they will settle for a dollar a ride.
Now in tasmanian bedrooms at night,
there's many a fanny thats closed very tight.
We'er taxed on our booze, and we'er taxed on our smoking,
but we never thought we would be taxed on our poking...
signed the master