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I think that exercise is a waste of time. I'd rather lie very still and wait
until my fat cells get bored enough to leave.
I was offered the lead in a new motion picture, "The Attack of the Killer
Love Handles".
If I gain another pound, I'll have to let out my living room.
The clothing salesman said "Shall I measure your waist, or would you rather
not know?
The doctor told me I have to give up those intimate dinners for two...unless
someone is with me.
When I sit down at a bar, I already have a hangover.
When I walk to the end of a diving board, my feet are in the water.