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Abner Jones was a poor tenant who lived in a shack by the river. One day it
started to rain. It rained and rained, then it started to pour, and the
river began rising. Soon the water was up to Abners knees. A boat appeared.
The man in the boat called out, "Hang in there Abner! I'm coming to save
you."
Abner replied, "No, Jesus is my Saviour, and Jesus will save me. You go
save someone else." So the boat went on, and the rain kept on coming down.
Then the water was up to Abner's waist. Abner was having trouble with his
footing, when along came another boat. "Hang in there Abner," called the
boatman, "I'll pull alongside and save you!"
"No," said Abner, "I have faith in Jesus, and I know Jesus will save me.
You go on your way." And the boat went away, and the rain kept on pouring
down.
And now the water was up to the roof of Abner's house, and Abner was
hanging onto the roof for dear life, when along came a helicopter. "Hang in
there Abner," called the pilot. "I'm gonna drop a rope. You grab ahold and
we'll pull you up. We'll save you."
"No" yelled back Abner, "I know it looks bad, but I know that Jesus is my
Saviour, and I have faith in Jesus. I know that Jesus is going to save me.
You go save somebody else." So the helicopter went away. A few minutes
later a big wave came along and washed Abner off the roof and he drowned.
Now the scene changes. Abner is in Heaven, waiting for his just reward
before the Throne, and Jesus is on the Throne. When Abner sees Jesus, he
bursts out, "Jesus, how could you do this to me? I believed in you. I had
faith in you. I trusted in you. HOW could you let me die?"
And Jesus says, "Abner, I didn't know what else to do. I sent two boats and
a helicopter!"