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OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.

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You can however read and enjoy these jokes.

 Ladies Changing room, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 


18 STUPID AND HEARTLESS THINGS TO SAY IN THE LADIES DRESSING ROOM

# That's a  bit expensive just for a dare isn't it?

# I saw a dress just like that one in Woolworths yesterday.

# Hey, get out of here you filthy pervert!  Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you
  were a man...

# I had a dress like that.  My boyfriend made me throw it away because he
  said it made me look like Edna Everage.

# Pardon me, but I think that will clash terribly with your pimples...

# Excuse me, but would you stop staring at me?  Yes, YOU

# Look, if you're that desperate to attract a man I'll fix you up myself

# Excuse me for asking, but you seem to know something I don't.  Is the
  'plain, severe and drab' look in this season?

# Size 12?  That's a bit optimistic isn't it?

# Hi, I'm from Weightwatchers

# I wouldn't buy that dress if I were you.  All it does is accentuate your
  roots

# Excuse me, but since you're obviously colourblind would you like any help?

# Isn't it funny how some clothes just accentuate the tummy like that?

# God, you're fat.  Don't you care about yourself?

# I'm sorry, I owe you an apology.  I'm the store detective and I
  followed you in here because I thought you'd stuffed six dresses, four
  skirts and a raincoat up your jumper but I can see now that it's really
  all you...


		



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