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Another play on words: A Nun's Story, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
Outside a small Macedonian village a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch
over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of this site of signifi-
cant historical developments, spanning more than 2,000 years. When Sister
Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies, the convent of
St. Elias will be closed by the Eastern Orthodox Patriarch of Macedonia.
However, that isn't likely to happen soon, as Sister Maria, 53, enjoys
excellent health. By her own estimate, she walks 10 miles daily about the
grounds of the convent, which once served as a base for the army of Attila
the Hun. In more ancient times, a Greek temple to Eros, the god of love,
occupied the hilltop site.
Historians say that Attila took over the old temple in 439 A.D., and used
it as a base for his marauding army. The Huns are believed to have first
collected and then destroyed a large gathering of Greek legal writs at the
site. It is believed that Attila wanted to study the Greek legal system
and had the writs and other documents brought to the temple. Scholars
differ on why he had the valuable documents destroyed - either because he
was barely literate and couldn't read them, or because they provided
evidence of a democratic government that did not square with his own
notion of "rule by an all-powerful tryant".
When the Greek church took over the site in the 15th century and the
convent was built, church leaders ordered the pagan statue of Eros
destroyed, so another ancient Greek treasure was lost. Today, there is
only the lone sister, watching over the old Hun base. When she goes, that
will be it.
Thus, that's how it ends, with No Huns, No Writs, No Eros, and Nun on base.