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CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME:___________________ GANG:_________________
1. Johnnny has an AK47 with an 80 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10
shots and shoots 18 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by
shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320
and 2 gramms to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the
balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?
3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price id $65 for each trick,
how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800
per day crack habit?
4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of heroin to make a 20% more profit.
How many ounces of cut will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy, and $100 for a
4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he need to
steal to make $800?
6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10000 for the hit.
If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will be
left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing
the bitch that spent his money?
7. If the average spray can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is
3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?
8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the
gang. What percentage of girls in the gang has hector knocked up?