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WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT THE UNIVERSITY
1. Because he had only one major publication.
2. It was in a foreign journal.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Questions about authenticity.
6. What has He published since?
7. His cooperative efforts have been very limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time duplicating His
results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects.
10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the
subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. Some say he wanted his son to teach the class.
13. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.