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   Dictionary of Evaluation Comments - Some of you might like to know what
the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work
performance evaluations s/he keeps cranking out.

AVERAGE:                        Not too bright.
EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:   Has committed no major blunders to date.
ACTIVE SOCIALLY:                Drinks heavily.
ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:               Opinionated.
CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:       Still one step ahead of the law.
UNLIMITED POTENTIAL:            Will stick with us until retirement.
QUICK THINKING:                 Offers plausible excuses for errors.
TAKES PRIDE IN WORK:            Conceited.
SEEKS OPPORTUNITIES TO PROGRESS:        Buys drinks for superiors.
INDIFFERENT TO INSTRUCTION:     Knows more than superiors.
STERN DISCIPLINARIAN:           A real jerk.
TACTFUL IN DEALING WITH SUPERIORS:      Knows when to keep mouth shut.
APPROACHES DIFFICULT PROBLEMS WITH LOGIC:  Finds someone else to do the job.
A KEEN ANALYST:                 Thoroughly confused.
NOT A DESK PERSON:              Did not go to college.
EXPRESSES SELF WELL:            Can string two sentences together.
SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB:  Miserable home life.
CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL:      Scared.
METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker.
DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP:   Has a loud voice.
JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY SOUND:             Lucky.
MAINTAINS PROFESSIONAL ATTITUDE:        A snob.
KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR:            Knows lots of dirty jokes.
STRONG ADHERENCE TO PRINCIPLES: Stubborn.
GETS ALONG EXTREMELY WELL WITH SUPERIORS AND SUBORDINATES ALIKE:
      A coward.
SLIGHTLY BELOW AVERAGE:                 Stupid.
OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION:     Turns in work on time.
IS UNUSUALLY LOYAL:                     Wanted by no one else.
ALERT TO COMPANY DEVELOPMENTS:          An office gossip.
REQUIRES WORK-VALUE ATTITUDINAL READJUSTMENT:   Lazy and hard-headed.
HARD WORKER:                            Usually does it the hard way.
ENJOYS JOB:                             Needs more to do.
                                        Can't get on anywhere else
HAPPY:                                  Paid too much.
WELL ORGANIZED:                         Does too much busywork.
COMPETENT:      Is still able to get work done if supervisor helps.
CONSULTS WITH SUPERVISOR OFTEN:         Pain in the ass.
WILL GO FAR:                            A relative of the management.
USES TIME EFFECTIVELY:                  Clock watcher.
VERY CREATIVE:  Finds 22 reasons to do anything except original work.
USES RESOURSES WELL:    Delegates everything.
DESERVES PROMOTION:     Create new title to get this person out of the
                                production area.