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How to clean up your language (bad language), CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of
normal conversation with other employees. Due to complaints received from
some employees who are more easily offended, this type of language will no
longer be tolerated.
Nonetheless we do realize the critical importance of idividuals being
able to properly experss their feelings when communicating with fellow
employees. Therefore, a list of code phrase replacements has been
compiled so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive co-workers.
OLD PHRASE PREFERRED NEW PHRASE
No f*cking way! I'm certain that's not
feasible.
You've got to be sh*tting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a f*ck. Perhaps you should check
with...
Ask me if I give a f*ck. Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my f*cking problem. I wasn't involved with
that project.
What the f*ck? Interesting.
f*ck it, it won't work. I'm not sure I can
implement this.
Why the f*ck didn't you tell me that sooner? I'll try to schedule that.
When the f*ck do you expect me to do this? Perhaps I can work late.
Who the f*ck cares? Are you sure this is a
problem?
He's got his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the
problem.
Eat sh*t! You don't say.
Eat sh*t and die. Excuse me?
Eat sh*t and die motherf*cker. Excuse me Sir?
What the f*ck do they want from my life? They weren't happy with it?
Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help with it?
f*ck it, I'm on salary. I don't think you understand.
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge".
Who the hell died and made you the boss? You want me to take care of
this.
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
Another f*cking meeting? Yes, we really should
discuss this.
I really don't give a sh*t. I don't think it will be
a problem.
He's a f*cking prick. He's somewhat insensitive.
She's a ball-breaking bitch. She's an aggressive go-getter.
You don't know what the f*ck you're doing. I think you could use
more training.
This place is all f*cked up. We're a little disorganized.