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It is an article written by Hart Seely of the _Syracuse Herald American_.
RAGING CONTROVERSY: Should the tree be real or fake?
POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION: Live tree, planted after use.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION: Fake tree, discarded after use.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL: Grow tree in house, adorned with fruits.
CHRISTMAS REALITY: Fake tree stays up until May 31, adorned with furballs.
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RAGING CONTROVERSY: Should tree lights twinkle or stay constant?
POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION: Each bulb blinks to its own chosen rhythm.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION: Bulbs flash logo of tree's corporate
sponsor.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL: Elegant flickering candles.
CHRISTMAS REALITY: Elegant smoldering cigarettes. Tree bursts into flames,
burns house down.
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RAGING CONTROVERSY: Should tree be topped with an angel or a star?
POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION: Gender-neutral angel quashes submissive female
stereotype.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION: Blond angel, kneeling, in Hooter's T-shirt.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL: Authentic angel swoops in from heaven, saves lives.
CHRISTMAS REALITY: Hell's Angel stops in for dinner, drinks beer.
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RAGING CONTROVERSY: Do yo fling or hang tinsel?
POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION: Fling, empowering each strand with
self-determining skills.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION: Hang them. Now.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL: Each icicle hangs like strand of spaghetti.
CHRISTMAS REALITY: Icicles hang next to actual strands of spaghetti.
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RAGING CONTROVERSY: Do you open gifts Christmas morning or Christmas Eve?
POLITICALLY CORRECT SOLUTION: Gifts opened on individual schedules.
POLITICALLY INCORRECT SOLUTION: Do it Christmas Eve, so the giving is over
in time to enjoy Rush Limbaugh's afternoon show.
CHRISTMAS IDEAL: "Mommy, Daddy, get up, it's Christmas!"
CHRISTMAS REALITY: "Mommy, Daddy, get up, it's Christmas!"