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10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on
ways to improve their process
9. You get all excited it's Saturday so you can wear casual
clothes to work
8. Refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
deliverables.
7. Find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do
for a living.
6. Normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
expensive restaurant in town within the same week.
5. Wear gray to work instead of navy blue to make a bold
fashion statement.
4. Know the people at the airport and hotel better than your
next door neighbors.
3. Ask your friends to "think out of the box" when making
Friday night plans.
2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had
he put his ideas into a matrix
1. Think a half-day means leaving at 5 o'clock