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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is
the word "f*ck". It is one magical word, just by its sound. You can describe
pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language f*ck falls into many grammatical
categories. It can be used as a verbal intransitive ( Dave f*cked Ann ) and
as transitive ( Ann was f*cked by Dave). As an adverb ( Ann is a good f*ck )
and also as an adjective ( Ann is f*cking beatiful ). As you can see, there
are not many words with the versitality of "f*ck". Besides the sexual
connotation of the word, there are also the following:
Greeting How the f*ck are you?
Fraud I got f*cked at the car auction.
Dismay Oh, f*ck it.
Trouble Well I guess I am f*cked now.
Aggression f*ck you!
Greeting How the f*ck are you?
Displeasure What the f*ck is going on here?
Incompetence He f*cks up everything.
Lost Where the f*ck are we?
Retaliation Up your f*cking ass!
Disbelief Unf*ckinbelievable.
ignorance what the f*ck?
rebellion f*ck you, i won't do what you
tell me (rage against the
machine song)
And remember general Custer's famous las words :
"Where did all them f*cking indians come from?"
And also the last words of the mayor of Hiroshima :
"What the f*ck was that?"
And last but not least, those immortal words of the captain of Titanic :
"Where is all this f*cking water coming from?"
Who could forget John Lennon's last words:
"That's not a f*cking real gun!"
Or Noah's big slip:
"Course they're not f*cking rain clouds!"
Finally, Einstein on his E=mc2
"Of course everyone will f*cking understand it."