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condom joke, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
A (nationality-impaired) gentleman went to his local pharmacy to
purchase some condoms. After browsing for a bit, he picked a
package and took it up to the cash register.
The clerk looked at the package and said "That will be $7.95 plus
tax."
Our hero, a startled look coming over his face, stammered "T-T-Tacks?!
I thought these things stayed on by themselves!"