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Medical School Quotes I
These are actual quotes that I heard first-hand last semester. I thought
it might be humorous for you to hear a glimpse of the future (and teachers)
of medicine.
"The way I see it, I don't know anything." -med. student
"It's a powerful thing, vomiting." -med. student
"I sound like I know what I'm talking about, but I don't."
- pharmacology professor
"If I was a woman ...." -female med. student
"There are no wrong answers." -oncology professor
"I wouldn't mind an open book test." -med. student
"I have a feeling that if you know this tomorrow [during the exam]
you'll be 8 points smarter than you are right now." -hematology professor
"I really do think, though, that people who think they're normal have
really big problems." -med. student
"You've got to see our compost pile. It's amazing, man." -med. student
And one oldie but goody (which I did not hear first hand!):
"A finger in the mouth and a finger in the rectum makes a good physician."
- Sir William Osler (famous 19th century physician)