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The Young Man and The Pharmacist , CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the
condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really
hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're
having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a
feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me
all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes
his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins
the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over
and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
He leans over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a
pharmacist."