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At the C prompt....
USER-FRIENDLY
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C:\> DUR
Command not found. Try retyping
USER-HELPFUL
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C:\> DUR
I don't understand DUR. Do you mean DIR ?
USER-UNFRIENDLY
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C:\> DUR
C:\> DUR
C:\> DUR
C:\> DUR
USER-HOSTILE
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C:\> DUR
Ha! A mistake! I'm sure you meant to say FORMAT, so that's what I'll do.
USER-INDIFFERENT
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C:\> DUR
DUR?
USER-PATRONISING
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C:\> DUR
Now, that's not quite right is it? Let's try again; this time, use the
manual that the nice salesperson gave you when you bought me.
USER-OBSEQUIOUS
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C:\> DUR
I'm so very, very sorry but I don't understand that. I'm sure it was my
fault, but if you would please try again I'll do my best.
USER-SARCASTIC
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C:\> DUR
Well, Look who's made a mistake then. Very unusual, I don't think.
USER-INSULTING
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C:\> DUR
S*d off
C:\> DIR
S*d off
USER-SMUG
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C:\> DUR
No
C:\> DOR
Nope
C:\> HELP
No
C:\> PLEASE
Not unless you give me a 300Mb hard disk to live on.
C:\> B*ST*RD
Abuse will get you nowhere
USER-ANALYTICAL
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C:\> DUR
What makes you say that?
C:\> A TYPING MISTAKE
How long have you been making these mistakes?
C:\> BANANAS
Do you like bananas?
C:\> I LOVE THEM
Why do you bring up the subject of love?
...etc
USER-McDONALD
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May I help you please?
C:\> DUR
I'm sorry but that command is not available at this time. Have a nice
day.
C:\> DIR
Will that be an MS-DOS directory?
C:\> YES
To read here, or for printout to take away?
C:\> HERE
Thank you. Have a nice day.
USER-MEGALOMANIAC
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C:\> DUR
Don't bother me with trivial requests. I'm busy.