Moses and Jesus are floating on the sea in a small boat. They talk for a while about the good ol' days. Jesus thinks for a second and says to Moses, "Do you
think you still have the touch?"
Moses looks at him and shrugs, "Dunno. Let me try."
So Moses stands up in the boat, and with a grand gesture parts the sea. The
boat settles on the bottom of the sea and Jesus says, "Good!"
Moses brings his hands back together and the sea comes back together ant the
boat is floating once more on the waves.
Moses looks to Jesus and says, "Now you try, okay?"
"Okay," Jesus says, then lightly steps out onto the surface of the water - then sinks like a rock.
Moses, acting quickly, pulls the floundering Jesus back into the boat and asks,
"What went wrong?"
Jesus sputters, spits some water, and says, "Well, the last time I tried this,
I didn't have holes in my feet!"
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