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I've learned that ...
... whining doesn't solve problems. --Age 10
... I should neve let my little brother take me for a ride in the golf
cart. --Age 11
... your "I can" is more important than your "IQ." --Age 14
... you don't know the value of a dollar until you've earned it
yourself. --Age 17
... I drive faster when a good song comes on the radio. --Age 22
... when you are in love, it shows. --Age 28
... when your wife simply answers "Nothing" when you ask what's wrong,
you're in deep trouble. --Age 37
... having three teen-aged sons at the same time in the same household is
as close to temporary insanity as I ever want to be. --Age 39
... of all the bad four-letter words, DIET is the worst. --Age 54
... a kindness given to one person is contagious and will be passed
along. --Age 55
... you should never take your teeth out while flushing the commode. --Age 72
... if you pray for your enemies, you will stop hating them. --Age 74
... I wouldn't feel 85 years old if I didn't look in the mirror. --Age 85