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fortune Cookies, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes
The Washington Post Style Invitational challenge was to come up with a
fortune cookie you'd like to see.
4th runner up: If Newt wrote this, it would be worth $ 4 Million.
3rd runner up: Help! I'm being held prisoner in a chinese fortune
cookie factorie so I'm putting my hair into the batter to alert people
2nd runner up: A penny saved is a penny earned (copyright 1995 Chinese
Proverbs Inc., Shanghai. All right reserved. No portion of this fortune
may be reproduced in any way without express permission of the publisher.)
first Runner up: We riked you Chinee waiter imitation. Hope
youriked the speciar soup we fix fol you.
The winner was a Bazooka Joe comic strip in Chineese.
Honorable mentions:
You are witty wise and handsome. Of course, if I knew squat,
would I be writing fortune cookies for a living.
Your suspicions are groundless. W/e/ a/r/e/ (strike outs) the
CIA is not following you.
Even vegetarians live off death.
He who leaves job unfinished
Date and meal have very much in common. Very much dog.
Save this slip in case you need to use the rest room.
Howard Stern (click)
RANT. Time to change roll of fortunes in the cookie machine ***
IMPORTANT: Time t
Much fun, fun, fun will be had until the Thunderbird automobile
is repossed by the father of her.
sh*take happens.
Made in occupied Japan.
You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from
bakery products.
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