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        The San Jose Mercury-News requested readers to submit their ideas
of what certain deceased celebrities might be doing on TV if they were
alive today. Here are some of the responses.

If Albert Einstein were alive today, he'd be:
        A. trying to figure out how to program his VCR.
        B. chief technical adviser for all the "Star Trek" spin-offs.
        C. guest-starring on "Sesame Street" to teach kids how to tie
           their shoelaces.

If Jackie Gleason were alive today, he'd be:
        A. appearing as Reginald Van Gleason III on "Lifestyles of the
           Rich and Famous".
        B. playing Roseanne Conner's dad on "Roseanne".
        C. playing the father of Ralph Kramden (John Goodman) on the big
           screen remake of "The Honeymooners".

If Adolf Hitler were alive today, he'd be:
        A. featured on "America's Most Wanted" and, after his capture,
           doing an interview with Geraldo Rivera from his jail cell.
        B. writing the screenplay to "Terminator III: The Final Solution"
        C. running for governor of Arizona.



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