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Interm Report
Student: J. CHRIST Form: III Term: 1
SUBJECT GRADE TEACHERS COMMENT
Religion D To the question "Who made the world?"
persisted in answering 'My dad'. Claims bible
originated from the same source.
English D+ Tends to speak and write in archaic forms and
uses outmoded figures of speech.
History A Excellent pupil of ancient and Religious
History.
Geography C- Assignment on 'Hot, dry lands' was excellent,
but shows little interest in the rest. In
geology, keeps talking about the Rock of Ages
instead of the ages of Rock.
Social B+ Shows keen interest in social issues.
Studies
Mathematics E Lacks basics. Keeps muttering about
'Three in one' and 'I and the father are one'.
General D Lacks disipline - eg, when asked to repeat
Science the experiment for making hydrogen, claims
he knew a better way.
Graphic D Prefers to draw with a stick in the sand
Communication to pencil and paper.
Consumer C+ Interesting ideas about alternative life
Education style: Something about living like sparrows
and lilies of the fields...too impractical.
Art Craft B Obviously has imagination and creativity,
a good potter - likes working with dirt
and water.
Material A Excellent in woodwork section. Obviously
Studies receives help and stimulation at home.
Music/ B+ A keen member of the school choir. On
Drama occasions can be frighteningly dramatic.
Community A Keen and interested in all aspects of
Living community.
Physical D- A trouble maker - eg during the learn-to-swim
Education campaign insisted on trying to walk across
the pool.
Health A Shows a remarkable aptitude for first aid
Classes and knowledge of the body.
CLASS TEACHERS COMMENT: This boy has a very unhealthy tendancy to form
gangs. He has organised twelve of his friends into a gang and is seen
constantly in the company of the children of publicans and sinners. He
needs to be more selective in his choice of friends. Also, he should
learn to keep his hair at a tidy length and not wear sandals with the
school uniform.