www.cyberslayer.co.uk

Home
#
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z



Please E-mail Cyberslayer.co.uk.

OK, we admit it this is a honeytrap. Sorry if your joke is on this website but it brings in a huge amount of S|P|A|M everyday which can then be used as a template to filter e-mails.

D|O| |N|O|T| |S|E|N|D| |A|N|Y| |E|-|M|A|I|L|S| |T|O| |T|H|I|S| |A|D|D|R|E|S|S| |T|H|E|Y| |W|I|L|L| |A|L|M|O|S|T| |C|E|R|T|A|I|N|L|Y| |B|E| |F|L|A|G|G|E|D| |A|S| |S|P|A|M|.|

You can however read and enjoy these jokes.

 How to Make Her Happy, CYBERSLAYER.co.uk - jokes 

here i thought you might appreciate this.



                        How to Make Her Happy
                                (edited version)

- Bring her cut flowers as a surprise as well as on special occasions.
- Plan a date several days in advance, rather than waiting for Friday
night and asking her what she wants to do.
- Compliment her on how she looks.
- When you are going to be late, call her and let her know.
- Whenever you need to pull away, let her know you will be back or that
you need some time to think about things.
- When you've cooled off and you come back, talk about what was
bothering you in a respectful, nonblaming way, so she doesn't imagine the
worst.
- Give her four hugs/kisses a day.
- Call her from work to ask how she is or to share something exciting or
to tell her "I love you."
- When you are out of town, call to leave a telephone number where you
can be reached and to let her know you arrived safely.
- Offer to give her a back or neck or foot massage (or all three).
- Make a point of cuddling or being affectionate sometimes without being
sexual.
- Display affection in public.
- When holding hands don't let your hand go limp.
- Create occasions when you both can dress up.
- Let her see that you carry a picture of her in your wallet and update
it from time to time.
- Write a note or make a sign on special occasions such as anniversaries
and birthdays.
- Notice how she is feeling and comment on it-"You look happy today" or
"You look tired"-and then ask a question like "How was your day?"
- Take her dancing or take dancing lessons together.
- Surprise her with a love note or poem.
- Treat her in ways you did at the beginning of the relationship.
- Open the door for her.
- Touch her with your hand sometimes when you talk to her.
- Show interest in what she does during the day, in the books she reads
and the people she relates to.
- Ask her how she is feeling.
- Give her a kiss and say good-bye when you leave.
- Laugh at her jokes and humor.
- Create special time to be alone together.
- Organize and prepare a picnic. (Remember to bring a picnic cloth)
- Let her know that you missed her when you went away or she went away.
- Tell her "I love you" often.



You say I only hear what i want to.
You say I talk so all the time-so.

And I thought what i felt was simple,
And I thought that I don't belong,
And now that I'm leaving,
Now I know I did something wrong cause I missed you.
Yeah I missed you.

                                      Lisa Loeb & Nine Stories   "Stay"



----- End Included Message -----


		



# | A | B | C | D | E | F | G | H | I | J | K | L | M | N | O | P | Q | R | S | T | U | V | W | X | Y | Z

Top