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I found this in the Gannett Suburban Newspaper.
If you answer mostly A, you're a pre-boomer.
If you answer mostly B, you're a Baby-Boomer.
If you answer mostly C, you're in Generation X.
If you answer mostly D, you're in Generation Y.

(umm, it seems to be missing a few questions)

3) Music should be...
     A - Melodic and romantic.
     B - Annoying to your parents.
     C - Annoying to your parents.
     D - Annoying to your parents.

4) Sex is for...
     A - Married couples who want to start families.
     B - Anybody who wants to start a party.
     C - Latex-clad partners in a labratory setting.
     D - Watching on TV.

9) The American Dream is...
     A - A house with a two-car garage.
     B - A healthy family.
     C - Winning the lottery.
     D - Touring with Metallica.

11) A good meal would be...
     A - Meat and potatoes.
     B - Vegetarian macrobiotic.
     C - From a drive-up window.
     D - Microwaveable.

13) I learned to drive behind the wheel of a...
     A - '53 Packard.
     B - '61 VW.
     C - '78 Pinto.
     D - Sega.

15) The "man"...
     A - Cary Grant.
     B - Paul McCartney.
     C - Eddie Vedder.
     D - Bart Simpson.

16) Lost idol...
     A - James Dean.
     B - Jim Morrison.
     C - Kurt Cobain.
     D - Mario Bros.

17) My generation's most unhealthy habit...
     A - Smoking.
     B - Smoking pot.
     C - Smoking crack.
     D - Moshing.

22) Life-changing novel...
     A - Catcher in the Rye.
     B - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
     C - Bright Lights Big City.
     D - TV Guide.

24) Celebrity my generation would rather not claim...
     A - Joe McCarthy.
     B - Barry Manilow.
     C - Vanilla Ice.
     D - Barney.

27) My after-college plans...
     A - Work hard to help build a strong America.
     B - Take my pick of many job oportunities.
     C - Take my pick of many low-paying temp services.
     D - Would you like fries with that?

28) My generation's most annoying fad is...
     A - Nuclear testing.
     B - Hula hoops.
     C - Body piercing.
     D - Unemployment.

30) My generation's biggest fear is...
     A - Heart disease.
     B - Getting older.
     C - Collection agencies.
     D - Things that suck.



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