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The Top 15 Signs You Have Nothing to Do at Work
15> You find yourself looking forward to your next random drug test.
14> You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for
1997.
13> The only activity on your calendar? Tuesday/8:00am -- Discuss
Melrose Place at the water cooler.
12> You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough
produces image of Elvis.
11> You've actually figured out a way to get Gilligan off that
island.
10> You decide to see how many Mountain Dew's you can drink before
the inevitable explosion occurs.
9> Wake up, fix Tipper her breakfast and kiss her goodbye, then
back to bed.
8> Over 200 alphabetical, notated, and cross-indexed submissions
to today's Top Five List.
7> People only come into your office to borrow pencils from your
ceiling.
6> Your employer lets you listen in on his calls from the
president.
5> You *knew* that guy who hired you to find his wife's killer
looked familiar.
4> No longer content with merely photo-copying your ass, you
now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop.
3> After months of taking frequent breaks, you now require only
a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarves.
2> Your title? Hooters Employee Continuing Education Coordinator.
and the Number 1 Sign You Have Nothing to Do at Work...
1> The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry
and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish.